We Turn Homes Into High-Performing Short-Term Rentals.
Since 2019, Hotel Me Not has helped property owners maximize income with expert short-term & long-term rental management.
About hotel me not
Hotel Me Not is a short-term rental property management company that helps homeowners and investors maximize their income without the stress of day-to-day hosting.Founded in 2019, we started by managing our own properties and quickly expanded to helping other owners succeed. Our team has managed over two dozen units across Miami, Houston, and the DMV area, providing guests with consistent five-star stays and owners with dependable profits.We handle everything from listing setup and pricing to guest communication, cleaning, and maintenance so you can enjoy hands-free hosting with peace of mind.At Hotel Me Not, we believe every property has the potential to feel like a boutique hotel experience, and we make it our job to bring that vision to life for every stay.
Services
We provide full-service property management for short-term rentals and vacation homes. Whether you already host or are just getting started, we make your property perform like a top-rated stay.Full-Service Management Includes:
• Listing creation and optimization on Airbnb, Vrbo, and Booking.com
• Professional photography and copywriting
• Dynamic pricing and revenue management
• 24/7 guest communication
• Cleaning and maintenance coordination
• Restocking essentials and guest amenities
• Monthly reporting and owner payoutsCo-Hosting & Partial Management:
Already managing your listing but need support? We can handle guest communication, cleanings, or pricing only. Whatever you need help with, we're here!Setup & Launch Consulting:
New to short-term rentals? We help you furnish, design, and list your property from scratch so you start strong and stand out from day one.✳️ Since 2019, Hotel Me Not has helped property owners earn more while giving guests unforgettable experiences.
for owners
Managing a short-term rental doesn’t have to be stressful. We take care of the details so you can focus on what matters most—your time, peace of mind, and profit.Why Owners Choose Us:
• 25–40% higher average revenue compared to self-managed listings
• Professional marketing and pricing tools
• Trusted local teams for cleaning and maintenance
• Superhost-level guest satisfaction
• Transparent communication and monthly reportsHow It Works:Schedule a discovery callWe assess your property’s potentialWe create a customized management planYou start earning—stress freeOur approach is simple: we treat every property like it’s our own.
The short-term rental market continues to offer strong earning potential—especially when properties are well-managed and optimized. Here’s a look at key benchmarks to help you understand what’s possible.📊 Key Figures
In 2023, the average U.S. short-term rental listing generated about $26,000 in annual revenue.
Many hosts report annual earnings in the $20,000 to $40,000 range per property, depending on location and occupancy.
Typical profit margins for vacation-rental owners after expenses often fall around 10% to 20% of gross revenue.
Management companies and co-hosts generally charge between 20% and 40% of monthly rental revenue for full-service property management.
Average daily rates (ADR) and occupancy vary widely by market. In certain markets the ADR reaches ≈ $348 with potential annual revenue exceeding $84,000 for high-performance properties.✅ What This Means for OwnersEven a “mid-range” property in a good area can realistically aim for $20,000-$40,000 per year, before your management partner fees and expenses.With smart pricing, excellent guest experience, and the right location, you can push toward higher tiers.Choosing a strong property management partner (who optimizes listing, pricing, guest communication, maintenance) makes a big difference in pushing toward those upper ranges.Understanding the fee structure is critical: if management takes 20-40% of revenue, you want to be sure the increased revenue covers that cost and still leaves you ahead.
portfolio
Explore a few examples of homes we’ve transformed into high-performing short-term rentals. Each one reflects our commitment to quality, guest experience, and consistent results.• Luxury 2BR Condo, Miami FL — 92% occupancy, 4.9⭐ guest rating
• Modern Townhome, Houston TX — Increased monthly revenue by 35% in 90 days
• Family Retreat, Bowie MD — 4.9⭐ average review, repeat guest bookings year-round
• Downtown Apartment, Washington DC — Streamlined operations and 85% occupancyFrom city condos to suburban escapes, we make every stay feel like a boutique hotel.
get started
Ready to earn more and stress less? Schedule your free 15-minute call to learn how Hotel Me Not can help you reach your short-term rental goals.📍 Service Areas: Washington Metro area | Nationwide | InternationalWe’re here to help you turn your property into a profitable, guest-ready stay—without lifting a finger.
How much do you charge for management?
Our fees vary based on property type and location, but most owners see significant increases in profit even after management costs. We’ll review everything during your free discovery call.Do I need to furnish my property?
Yes, furnished properties perform best. We can guide you on what to include or help with full setup and design.How are payouts handled?
You receive a detailed monthly report and direct deposit of your share of earnings.Can I still use my property personally?
Absolutely. We’ll work around your calendar and block off any personal dates you’d like.Do you handle multiple platforms?
Yes, we manage listings across Airbnb, Vrbo, and Booking.com for maximum exposure.